Archive for October 19, 2008

Dr. Carter and the Stethoscope

CARTER:  Mommy!

 He follows me as I walk into the kitchen.

ME (without turning around to look at him):  Yes, Carter?

He’s wearing a toy stethoscope in his ears and puts the round end on my tush…

CARTER:  Heart.  Bump-bump.

…and he runs back to the family room.

Wet Tissues

Carter and I have the sniffles.  He seems to be getting better.  I’m not, yet.  But I have a wonderful husband who has let me rest a lot this weekend.

My cute little son, though, is talking so much these days.  With a runny nose, he’d frequently ask for a “too-sue”.  A tissue.  To wipe his little nose.  Then he’d declare, “wet!” and hand it over to me. 

Wonder where I got my cold?

Wet tissues… another of the icky joys of motherhood.  I wouldn’t take my husband’s wet tissues… but somehow I consider myself blessed to take wet tissues from my little son.

BUSTED!!

Well, not actually busted, but I was pulled over by a policeman on Thursday night.  It has been years since I was stopped by a cop!

I was driving home from Target in Jim’s car after dark.  I was going 5 miles-per-hour under the speed limit most of the way - just enjoying the window down and the quiet without the kids.  Coming into town there was a car behind me.  I was slowing down for the reduced speed zone, but I was going 4 or 5 miles over the speed limit when I passed the 35 mph sign.  A few seconds later, the car behind me put his lights on.  It was a cop!

I pulled over immediately and had my drivers license out before he got to my window.

COP:  Where are you going?
ME:  Home.
COP:  Have you been drinking?
ME (dumb founded):  No. Well, I had a strawberry creme frappuccino from Starbucks.
(I had to be truthful!  He didn’t specify that he was really interested in alcoholic beverages, not frappuccinos…)
COP:  I pulled you over because you were weaving a lot.
ME (showing my graduate level mastery of the English language):  Really?

He, of course, took my license and registration back to his car.  After that he let me go.  Clearly I am not your typical drunk driving suspect.  (I’m a Mommy for goodness sakes!  I don’t have the time or energy to drink and drive!) 

Once I got over my shock at having been pulled over for weaving and being asked if I had been drinking at 7 pm on a Thursday night, I actually thought of sending a letter thanking our police department for doing their jobs.  The officer was perfectly polite - and if I was weaving, I’m happy he stopped me to see if I’d been drinking.  Ultimately, he’s looking out for the safety of me and my family.

Visions

My Allison has quite an imagination…

Usually she bites the tiny twist pretzels to make them into the shape of a letter (letter, D, letter Y, etc.)  Today she was telling me what each potato chip looked like before she took a bite out of it.  And, if you use your imagination, you really could see what she was talking about!  Here’s here list:

letter P
a boot
a car
the top of a heart

There you go.  Who knew eating potato chips for lunch could be such a game?

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